A bum approached a man for some loose change.
"Will you buy booze?" the man asks.
"No, I don't drink," replied the bum.
The man looked at the bum's tattered and clothes and worn-out shoes and asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
"No, I don't gamble."
The man asked again, "Do you play golf?"
The bum was puzzled but nevertheless replied, "No, I don't play golf."
Then the man then offered, "Come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."