A country lad comes to the big city. He sits down at the bar and sees a real beauty sitting at the other end. He tells the bartender to get a drink for her.
"Don't bother dude, she's a lesbian."
"I don't care!" says the lad, "Gimme the drink and I'll take it over myself..."
So the lad slides up and sits down next to the lady and says, "So babe, what part of Lesbia are you from?"
