Toilet Talk

On a road trip, I decided to make a toilet stop at a gas station. So I go into the toilet. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...

"Hi there, how is it going?"

I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in toilets on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I replied, "Not bad..."

Then the voice says, "So, what are you doing?"

I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say, "Well, I'm going back home..."

Then I hear the person suddenly say, "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
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