During the 60s, a black man entered a diner and was accosted by a white guy, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man looked at the white guy and said, "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, and when I die I'm BLACK. But you sir, when you were born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE when you're sick you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you're RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you're PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me COLORED????"
