A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia, specifically making love to a dead woman.
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons - One, it's none of your damn business; two, she was my wife; and three, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
