A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely: to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
The first student raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher said, "Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy."
Another student offered, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher replied, "If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either."
Another student raised his hand and asked the teacher, "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looked at him and said, "No...But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class."
So the student continued, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
