A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist, who took one glance at her and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately asked her to undress, after which he began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I’m doing?"
"Yes," the woman replied, "You’re checking for any dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts and asked, "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"Yes," she replied, "You’re checking for any lumps."
"Correct," replied the doctor as he mounted her and began to have sex with her.
"Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"Yes," she said. "You’re getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."