Three friends, a lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher, decided to go deer hunting together. During the hunt, all three simultaneously saw a big buck and shot it. Immediately the buck dropped to the ground.
Upon reaching it they found out that it was dead but had only one bullet hole. Thus a debate followed concerning whose buck it was.
A game officer happened to pass by and asked what the problem was. They told him their reason for the debate. The officer told them he would take a look and tell them who shot it.
Within a few seconds the game officer said with much confidence, "The pastor shot the buck!"
They all wondered how he knew that so quickly. The officer said, "Easy. The bullet went in one ear and out the other."