A wealthy maharajah decided to give his daughter and his kingdom to the man who would bring to him the most precious ping-pong balls.
A few days later a guy brings a pair of golden balls, while another brought a pair of diamond ones and a third brought a ping-pong ball made of a very rare mineral found only in a remote part of the Amazon jungle.
The maharajah was ready to issue his decision, when suddenly our brave soul, holding a pair of watermelon-shaped black things, shows up screaming "Hold it, I brought them."
The maharajah says "But, these are not ping-pong balls."
The man, startled, replies, "Ping Pong? Shit...I heard King Kong."
