Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called St. Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible mistake!"
She explained the situation, and St. Peter said he'd get right on it. The next day she didn't hear from St. Peter so she called him again, and begged, "Please set this error straight before tomorrow."
"There's an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone *must* attend!"
"Of course, Sister," he said, "I'll get you out of there right away."
Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning St. Peter received another phone call from hell.
It is Sister Margaret. "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!"
