Joey and Kate are sitting in school. Kate is sleeping when the teacher asks her, "Who created Heaven?"
Joey sees Kate sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. "Jesus Christ almighty!" exclaimed Kate.
"Correct."
Kate returns to her sleep. A few moments later the teacher asks Kate again, "Who created Earth?"
Joey pokes Kate again with a sharp pencil, forcing her to exclaim, "Jesus Christ almighty!"
"Correct again." Says the teacher.
Kate goes back to sleep again. A few moments again, the teacher asks Kate, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Once again Joey pokes her with his sharp pencil. This time, Kate screams, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"
