A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?"
"Well, son, the best way to explain this is a practical exercise. Go ask your mom if she'd sleep with a stranger a million dollars and come tell me her answer."
The boy returned and reported, "Mom said she would."
"OK," replied the father, "Now go ask your sister the same question."
The boy returned and said his sister also answered yes. He then asked, "What's this got to do with theory and reality?"
"It's simple, son. In theory, we live with millionaires. In reality, we live with a couple of sluts."
