A guy is sitting all alone at a bar when the bartender looks at him and laughs. The man shrugs it off. The bartender looks at him and laughs again. Finally the bartender went over to the man and said ,"I'm sorry but you have to be the ugliest man that I have ever seen."
The man replied, I don't think so I can get any lady that I want. The bartender looks around and sees a hot blonde sitting at the table with her huge boyfriend, and tells the ugly man that he bet $50 that he couldn't get the woman to even talk to him.
The ugly man agreed and said, "I'll even bet another $50 that I can walk straight out the door with her. The bartender accepted.
So the ugly man walked over. Incredibly the blonde suddenly jumped into his arms and they walked out the door. The bartender went over to the boyfriend and said, "Damn that sucks but what happened?"
The boyfriend replied, "I don't know. He just stood there licking his eyebrows."
