As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a buzzing noise coming from within. Quietly opening the door, she saw her daughter using a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 years old, unmarried and this is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. So please, leave me alone."
The next day, the father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of his daughter's closed bedroom door. Quietly opening the door, he saw his daughter using a vibrator. Shocked, he asked, "What are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Dad, I'm 35 years old, unmarried and this is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. So please, leave me alone."
A few days later, the mother came back from shopping and heard a buzzing noise coming from the living room. She tiptoed over and saw her husband on the couch, downing a cold beer, watching TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
She asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
He replied, "I am watching the game with my son-in-law."
