Superman was cruising high in the sky when he espied Wonder Woman laying naked on a deserted beach. Tempted by the sight, he thought, "What the hell, I'm faster than a bullet, so I'll fly in, take care of business and fly back out."
So he flew down faster than a speeding bullet, did his thing with Wonder Woman and flew away.
Surprised, Wonder Woman asked, "Was that a gust of air?"
The Invisible Man replied, "I am not sure but my ass sure hurts!"
