A rich man suspected his wife of cheating on him so he hired a detective to trail her. The detective came back with photos to confirm his suspicion.
Feeling hurt and angry he hired a famous hitman to kill both his wife and her lover. The hitman was so good and accurate, he charges by the bullet. The man told the hitman he didn't care about the price but just to confirm first that his wife is still cheating on him.
So the hitman positioned himself some distance from the man's mansion. Once he caught sight of the wife, he called in, "Suspicion confirmed. I can see both of them. What is your final instructions."
Now really hurt and fuming mad, the man instructed, "Shoot her in the head and shoot the bastard in his private parts."
"Well, if I do it now I can save you one bullet..."