One day the little boy walked in and saw his pregnant mother naked. Curious, he asked, "What is the hair in between your legs, Mommy?"
She replied, "It's my washcloth."
Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, who had her pubic hair shaved for the delivery. The boy asked his mother, "What happened to your washcloth?"
The mother responded, "I lost it."
The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth!"
The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"
The boy answered, "The maid has it and she is washing daddy's face with it."
