A man was at the bar, looking very miserable. His friend arrived and asked him, "What's the problem?"
He replied, "I think my wife is selling drugs!"
"What make you think that?" his friend asked.
"Well, yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, 'Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?'"
