Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for several weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her one day, and said, "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate."
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and since I don't need it all, I give $1000.00 to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady said, "Oh, around $20,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed, "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?
"He is a veterinarian."
"That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"
The old lady said proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."
