An old couple went to a restaurant where the "seniors' special" breakfast special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," the wife said, "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then, I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress advised her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" the wife asked incredulously.
"Yes," stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then."
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," the wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
