Abreast n: what ababy drinks from
Absent adj: condition in which one is vulnerable to the insults of friends and acquaintances
Absinthe n: a drink that makes the heart glow fonder
Abstract noun n: one that you can't see when you look for it
Absurdity n: fact that is explicitly inconsistent with your own opinion
Accent n: an imaginary penny used in accounting to keep balance sheets balanced
Accident n: A surprised arranged by nature
Accounting n: what you do when you , ah-one, ah-two, ah-three...
Acquaintance n: someone whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to
Acrobat n: a particularly agile flying mammal
Acting n: controlled schizophrenia
Adage v: to grow older
Address v: to supplement one's clothing
Administer n: an advertising evangelist
Admire v: to recognize someone's resemblance to ourselves
Adolescence n: age between hopscotch and real scotch
Adore v: to venerate expectantly
Advertising n: art of making whole lies out of half-truths
Advice n: A suggestion bordering on bad influence
Affix n: Substance the Surgeon General has deemed hazardous to your health
Air bag n: a braggart who inflates on contact
Air travel n: Hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror
Alimony n: 1. A bye now, pay later plan 2. An ex-spouse's splitting headache
Allegro n: when one leg becomes longer than the other
Allowance n: What you pay your child to live with you
Amnesia n: 1. A disease they found the cure for but forgot what it is. 2. Nature's way of saying 'Forget it.'
Amphitheater n: open-air stage for frogs to do their croaking
Amuse n: one of the nine goddesses of the arts
Antidote v: what a parent's sister does when she takes a liking to her niece or nephew
Antique n: 1. Something you inevitably pay too much for but do not need nor want. 2: Something your grandparents bought but which your parents sold and which you bought again at a much higher price
Antitrust suit n: A chastity belt
Apiary n: A bee flat
Apparat n: A palindromic rodent
Apparent n: Father or mother who is hardly there for the child
Archangel n: an angel who boarded Noah's ark
Arson: n: Ar daughter's brother
Assent n: A fedexed butt
Assume v: What you avoid doing or you'll end up making an ass out of u and me.
Asthma v: to pose a question to one's maternal parent
Atheist n: person without a future
Atrophy n: What both a couch potato and Mr. Atlas end up getting
Auction n: Place where you get something for nodding
Author n: Person who is always write
Average adj: When you are as close to the top as you are to the bottom
Avowal n: Any of the following: a, e, i, o, u
