A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realizes she is not wearing any underwear.
The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.
"Actually, it's quite alright. It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.
The Scotsman, by now completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.
"I can also make it wink," replied the woman and did so as the Scotsman stares in amusement.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The Scotsman moves over. She then asks, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, the Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
