Female Version -
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure, I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with my hair, I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. You could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from my shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls who would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Male version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
