Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
> Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
> Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
> Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read
> Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
> Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton :...... Bill is a bullshit artist.
> Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
> Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
> Titanic:.... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton :... Let's not go there.
> Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
> Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
> Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
> Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
