Gidget walks into Tiffany's and spots a beautiful bracelet. As she bends over to look closely, she suddenly lets out a loud fart. She looks around nervously to see if any heard it. As she turns around, she discovers her worst nightmare of a salesman standing right behind her, looking cool and displaying complete professionalism.
She looks at her and offers, "Good Day Ma'am. How may I help you?"
Very uncomfortably but hoping he had not heard her accident, she asked, "Sir What is the price of this bracelet?"
He calmly replies, "Ma'am, if you farted just looking at it, you are going to shit when I tell you the price."
