A woman was meeting her boyfriend's family for the first time and she was very nervous. At the house, they all sat down and begin eating dinner. After awhile, she began to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almost making her eyes water. Left with no choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty little fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard it. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"
The woman thought, "This is great!"
A big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitated. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Damn it Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"