Drunk in the MIrror

Guy, having a hangover, talking to his buddy: Man! Last night was really weird. I went into the bathroom and saw some guy in there. He was wearing exactly the same shirt as me, so I was like, "hey dude, you should have told me so we don't look like idiots." He just kept staring at me so I got pissed and hit him. Weird thing is I blacked out right after. I woke up with my hand all bloody and covered with glass...that dude, he just disappeared. Never saw him again..."

Buddy: This dude, did he happen to look just like you?
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