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Making it Bigger

Girl to guy: You're not Pinocchio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.

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This is a simple compilation of humorous, witty jokes, anecdotes, videos, photos, etc. that we have received through email or came across various forums.

As much as they have often made our day, it is our hope that they will also make yours. Enjoy!

If you would you like to contribute, email us at driedwit AT gmail DOT com. Thanks.

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