Armand has just returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As he went into the bedroom about 2 a.m., he found his two kids in bed with his wife Karen, apparently scared by the loud storm. He resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom that night.
The next day, he talked to his kids, and explained that it was OK to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when he was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said okay.
After his next trip several weeks later, his wife Karen and the kids picked him up at the airport. Since the plane was late, there was a rather big crowd waiting for its arrival.
As Armand entered the waiting area, his son saw him, and came approached shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"
As he waved back, Armand asked loudly, "What is the good news?"
"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" his son shouted.
The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at his son, then turned to Karen, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who Mom was.
