A bum approached a man for some loose change.

"Will you buy booze?" the man asks.

"No, I don't drink," replied the bum.

The man looked at the bum's tattered and clothes and worn-out shoes and asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

"No, I don't gamble."

The man asked again, "Do you play golf?"

The bum was puzzled but nevertheless replied, "No, I don't play golf."

Then the man then offered, "Come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."