An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy. The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter, and says, "That's cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The English replies, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this lamp."
"Wow!" says the American, "Can I try?"
"Sure."
So the American rubs it and out comes the genie,m who proclaims, "You have one wish."
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
A few seconds later a load of ducks come into the bar, literally thousands and thousands of them.
The American says "I don't believe this. I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
The English remarks, "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?"
