An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinals in the men's room.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands, clear up to his elbows. He used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from Stanford and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech and they taught us not to piss on our hands."
