A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. "You come to the front door of the complex and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator turn right. My unit is the first door on your right. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you."
"Honey, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?" the boyfriend asks.
"Oh my God! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
