For his wife's 50th birthday party, a man orders a magnificent cake with the following inscription: "You are not getting older, You are just getting better."
Asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom.
It wasn't until the good husband was ready to serve the cake at his wife's birthday party that he discovered the inscription read: "YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
