John said to Mary, "I'll bet you a dollar I can kiss you for five minutes on the lips without touching them."
"You're crazy," said Mary, "That's impossible. Here's my dollar that says you can't."
John pulls out a dollar and place it on the table together Mary's dollar bill. He then embraced Mary and for five minutes kissed her passionately, intimately, and moistly.
She broke away at last, panting and disheveled, and said, "You did nothing BUT touch my lips."
John pushed the bills toward her and said, "So I lose."
