There are two statues in a park - one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years. Then one day an angel came down from heaven and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
The man looks at the woman, she looks at him, and together they ran behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "You have fifteen minutes left...Would you care to do it again?"
So, the man asks the woman, "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes. Let's! But this time let us change positions."
Then she adds, "I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on his head."
