A woman is in her bed having wild sex with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend, when her phone rings. She answers the call as her lover listens in, "Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... That sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
When she hangs up, her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his hunting trip with you."