A couple showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. So the woman went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?"
The hostess, ignoring her and kept writing in her book. The woman asked again, "How much of a wait?"
The hostess finally looked up and said, "About ten minutes."
A short time later we heard an announcement over the loudspeaker, "Willette B. Long, your table is ready."
