Escaped Prisoner

On their honeymoon night, a bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetie. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner." So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy laid down on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiled, and said, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time, the guy reached for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience, gave him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rose to the occasion for the third time, but now with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he laid back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudged him and said, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He yelled at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!"
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