A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked, "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?"
Aghast, the man said, "Are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again, "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for half price at $100?"
The man replies bluntly, "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out two brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He offers one to the man, "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much."
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite. Suddenly, he spits it out and snarls,
"Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
