On their wedding night, a young bride requested her new husband to give her $20 for their lovemaking encounter. Eager to get going, he readily agreed.
Thinking it was a cute way way for her to afford new clothes and other stuff, the husband continued to give her $20 each time they made love. This continued on for over 40 years. Then one day, the husband came home in despair, having been laid off from his 40 plus year job at the plant. He has never invested any money as he was counting on his pension but now he was financially ruined.
His wife calmly handed him a bank book that showed over 40 years of regular deposits and interest, totally nearly a million dollars. The husband was astonished, but then show him additional bank certificates of deposits totaling well over $2 million.
She explained that for all those years she had been "charging" him for sex, she had saved the money and it had multiplied so many times over.
Her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
They found him submerged in the nearby lake, in his favorite car.
Some men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
