What The Preacher Needs

A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation as no one wanted him to leave.

John Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the town, stands up and announces, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every two years, and his wife with a Chevy minivan to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Not to be outdone, his brother Paul, who owns several rental houses in town, stands and says, "If the Preacher will stay here, I'll let him and his family stay rent free in one of my rental houses, right down the block!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Then 88 year old Margaret Williams, stands up and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!"

Everyone became quiet until finally the Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Williams, whatever possessed you to say that?"

As her 90-year-old husband Ron tries to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head meekly, she smiles broadly and replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw the preacher!'"
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