1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you slice.
2. Avoid arguments about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers - cut yourself and bleed for a few minute. This will reduce the pressure on your veins. Just remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. For a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use duct tape.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
