A man enters a bar carrying an alligator and announces, "Here’s the deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks."
The crowd agrees. So the guy proceeds to drop his pants and puts his genitals in the gator's mouth. The gator then closes its mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth wide, allowing the man to remove his genitals unscathed. So everyone buys him drinks.
Then he says, "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
