A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The women are taking their sweet time.
Finally the last woman takes her turn. She hacks the ball 10 feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another 10 feet, then another five feet. She looks up at the waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f**king lessons I took didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead."
He didn't even get the chance to duck.
