Two nuns took their first trip outside their convent. They had never seen a baseball game so they got tickets. Once inside, they sat in the bleachers and hearing a vendor selling hot dogs, the first nun said, "We've never had hot dogs before," and so they ordered.
As the first nun unwrapped her hot dog, she paused briefly and proceeded to quickly wrap it up again, proclaiming, "Oh, my!"
"What's wrong, sister?" asked the second nun.
"Well, which part of the dog did you get?"