Any Objections?

Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?"

"That's something I have never done before," Ashley replied.

"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Brad was amazed.

"No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!"

Three Tickets

The boyfriend said, "We're going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I've gotten three tickets for the big game."

"Why do we need three?" asked the girl.

"They're for your Father, Mother, and kid brother," he replied with a sheepish grin.