Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
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Put it on My Bill
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
The duck quacks, "Put it on my bill!"
The duck quacks, "Put it on my bill!"
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