Feeling Like a Woman

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

Plane Crash in a Cemetery

A small 1 seater plane crashed into a cemetery. Police have recovered 69 bodies so far and will continue to dig throughout the night.