Showing posts with label Weddings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weddings. Show all posts

Getting Married

An employee has just returned from a two week vacation in the Bahamas. After two days, he asked the boss for another two weeks off to get married.

His boss shouted, "What! Why didn't you get married while you were off?"

"Are you nuts?" replied the employee, "That would have ruined my entire vacation?"

Best Man at a Wedding

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
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